MUST BALEET ALL MY PORN!
MUST BALEET ALL MY PORN!
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(Source: justdunsparcethings)
DANGER DANGER
Ah yes. My pony card collection is coming along nicely.
amen
who knew having morals cost so much money
I JUST FUCKIN
WROTE A RAP ABOUT BIRDS MAKING BAD LIFE CHOICES
tweet tweet motherfucker, oh shit water those noises
iTS THE BAD BIRDS MOTHERFUCKER AND WE MAKE BAD LIFE CHOICES
yo sup im birdy g, i smoke hella weed
420 every day baked off that hemp seed
holy shit faded, old fuckers throw me bread crumb
chow then head home and fuck some dank bluebird rump
bong sesh is over bitch cant u see?
now im passin the mic to my niggy tweety d
whats up pigeons, im t-d and ur t-gay!
i smoke cigarettes yo, 2 packs a day
fuck cancer nigga, i smoke while im flyin
say u dont want t-d’s d but i see u tryin
off 2 go smoke a pack while i bang some ducks
so heres pelican pub, and he dont give no fucks
alright fuckers the names pelican pub
drink drank drunk give my bird dick a good rub
cold shots are my game, 3 cases and im only buzzed
fuck your weed bitch i’ll drink a quart b4 u light ur nugs
brought my seagull slut 2 a party an got her hammered
now if u’ll excuse me, im off to go ham her!
tweet tweet motherfucker, watch out for the BAD BIRDS
WE BLAZE DRINK AND SMOKE SO WE’RE COOLER THAN YOU NERDS!
Pain on Surgeon Simulator 2013
Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]
Harrison is the best grumpy old man ever. ;)
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